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Well it has been a bit since I have updated with anything important so here is some news from the world o' me that may or may not interest you......Either way I could give a rat fuck. I am really getting sick of the store where I am employed. The rest of the management team has my boss and I backed into a corner and we can't get out. The next two Saturdays in a row I have to be at work at 8 am for a department meeting with the GM until 11 and this Saturday I am scheduled from 10:30-6, which for those of you keeping score at home means yes I have to be there from 8-6 and than makes Fuzzy and VERY ANGRY FUCKING BOY!!! So you can chalk up 2 10 hour days for me this week because on Thursday I have meetings from 7:30 am until 10 and I am scheduled from 10-5 which means 6 for me. Of course by the time that Saturday rolls around I am going to have to shave some hours or risk getting written up for going into overtime. Now here is another problem that I and my boss are running into at that fucking place. They are pissed off that our sales numbers are slipping and that they are horrid when he and I aren't there, but when we attempt to train other members of our team and teach them how to sell products to people we don't have the manpower in the department to train them properly. We both also got an earful today because they have us selling magazine subscriptions ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT THEY WANT US TO SELL!! Now if you have a department where the ONLY 2 consistent sales people are the two most senior people in the department WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE THAT DEPARTMENT MORE SHIT TO FUCKING SELL. So right now my boss and I don't know whether to shit or go blind. That and I told the Sales Manager today that I was going to have to change when I was available due to the fact that I am taking on another job because they don't pay me SHIT there and when I told him what time I had to leave four nights a week his reaction was about what I expected. Now is told me to "give him a couple of days and he'd see what he could do" about my pay situation, but I hate to inform them that even if they pay me more I am still gonna get another job to cover my ass.

Alright I am done venting I am gonna go jerk off and then go to sleep

Cheers
The Bastard

Lets Bounce Rock Skank Man I'm Ready to Roll

Yes it has been a bit since I last updated this thing. Mr. Delicious and I as well as a couple of other friends of ours went on holiday last week and it was FUCKING BRILLIANT . Mr. D and I spent five days drunk on the high seas. I now also understand Jimmy Buffet. I don't care for his music but I do understand it now. I am also thinking about trying to get on with a cruise line as a bartender. It could be a lot of fun and besides everyone I talk to on the ship that was tending bar was having a blast. Well that is all and I need to go get a shower.

It Was A Hot Summer Night In Mid-July I Had A Hangover And A Black Eye

Well I figured that I would go ahead and updated this thing seeing how I haven't in a long while. Work has been FUCKING INSANE. I got an unoffical promotion about three weeks ago, and since then I have been working a lot more and I have been a lot more stressed out. I found out recently that the waitress that normally takes care of CoffeeBastard and myself has a crush on me. Now the bad part is that she is TWELVE FUCKING YEARS YOUNGER THAN I AM!!!!!! I wouldn't have a problem with this BUT she isn't looking for a boyfriend as so much as a father figure. Either that or she has a thing for evil bastards like myself. I am really looking forward to Friday. One of my favorite bands is playing here in OKC at the Green Door. they are called "The Flametrick Subs". They are definetly one of the coolest bands that I have seen and Buster is a GREAT tattoo artist. I just can't wait to be able to go to Austin Tx and have him do some work on me. I ran into my buddy Chris from Tulsa. He told me how great the Social Distortion show was on Sunday the 14th at the legendary Cain's Ballroom. Well that is all for now. To learn more about the Green Door and the Flametrick Subs go to www.okcshows.com and www.flametricksubs.com . Until Next time bat fans

I'm out like the fat chick covered in beef tallow in the middle of the african savanah

Fuzzy

There Was This Verse That I Was Gonna Write I Haven't Yet But There's Still A Chance I Might

Man oh man am I fat and happy tonight. PrpleRose, CoffeeBastard, WenchMum, and the WiseAssed Old Man and I went to a really great little Cajun cafe tonight. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the food as well as the prices. So on with the news of the day. Saturday at work was interesting. We had a store meeting, but I and another guy that I work with had to be there earlier than everyone else for a pre-meeting meeting. Well the pre-meeting meeting was about how much they appreciated how much we do for them there and how hard we work and everything and how they wished that we still had senior associates in my department because if so we'd be them and blah blah blah and then they laid on us that we would be "unofficial senior associates and that we'd be compensated for it as well." When that was told to us we were floored. I thought that I was going to have to transfer departments in order to get a senior spot but not now. So yesterday at work a local dj came in and I had to give him a hard time. He use to be in there once or twice a month but then it kind of fell off. So when he came in I just start giving him shit and let him know that there wasn't really anything to get excited about release wise until next week. So we hung out and chatted for a bit and then not five minutes later one of my regular customers comes in and I hadn't seen this person in weeks. We'll call her CoolTulsaChick. When she comes in she makes a b-line for and is explaining why she hadn't been in the store for awhile and I let her know that we weren't gonna close just because she hadn't been in. Needless to say I loaded her up with all the cds and dvds she is gonna need for a bit. During the course of our conversation she told me she had moved back to Tulsa because her boyfriend had been transferred up there but she still works here in OKC at a pretty cool restaurant and bar. Well that is all for now kids I'll write more the the feeling hit me.

I'm out like the Twinkie Machine at Fat Camp

Fuzzy

There's War Goin Down Between My Brothers Tonight

Wow somehow a complete shit storm has started here on my little corner of the web. I do think that is quite funny that some one who is a total chicken shit thinks that they know me better than people who have known me for 10+ years. I think this all started because I like to say the word fuck a lot. I realize that I say the word fuck a lot and I'd apologize but I don't give a shit.(thank you Lewis Black) All I have to say to the anonymous party who feels superior to me and my friends is this. If you really think that you are that much better than myself and others that I hold near and dear to me then stop being such a coward and let me and the rest of the crew know who the fuck you are. Just a side note NONE OF US REALLY GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE, We'd just like to know who is that stupid to try to compare brain pans with the likes of us. Well I am about to eat so that is all for now

Fuzzy

Quote of the Day:
Know what aurging on the internet and the Special Olympics have in common?
No matter win or lose you're still fucking retarded.

Rockin Myself To An Early Grave

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! I am Mr. Fucking Popluar aren't I. Okay this goes out to all of you who either don't like the way that I spell things or what I say. Don't worry I'll keep it short and sweet and I won't use big words so that everyone can keep up. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY OR HOW I SAY IT THEN DON'T COME HERE PERIOD. Now with that out of the way. I have been MIA for awhile and you are all probably wanting an explanation of my where abouts the last few weeks and guess what, YOU AREN'T FUCKING GETTING ONE. I know where I have been and so does PurpleRose as well as Mr.Delicious and Mr. Roofy and they are the only ones who matter. But I will give you hints.....But no the now. I will however letyou know that two weeks ago Mr. Roofy and I went to Dallas to see a great Psychobilly band called the Flametrick Subs. They played with a band called Rocket Deluxe and another one called The Susans. We got FUCKED UP on jager and Lonestar Beer. I got punched in my ass-cheek by one of the Satan's Cheerleaders after the show while I was talking to the guitarist from the Susans. This weekend I went down to Tejas again this time with PuprpleRose and Coffee Bastard. I met the other two PF girls and Murphy was there as well and We were ALLL ROCK STARS. A good time was had by all. Mr. Roofy informed me today that the Flametrick Subs are going to be here in OKC on March 25th at the Green Door. So that is all for now. I gotta get back to the "Compound" and finish laundry. Check out PurpleRose's blog at http://prplrosemmm.blogspot.com

Say It Loud I'm A Bastard and I'm Proud.

Fuzzy

P.S.
I want to let Mr. Delicious know that if you need anything in light of recent happenings at the Delicious' house call me or PurpleRose for ANYTHING AT ALL AT ANYTIME of the day or night

Don'tcha Touch Me Baby Cause I'm Shakin So Much

Well this evening was interesting at the diner. The girl that I am dating calls me and asks me if a dated a girl named Jennifer around 1996. Now I have to sort through a lot of drug and alcohol induced haze to remember who this byrd is, and thankfully I do. So she was up at the diner doing some homework and just chatting away with Mr. Delicious and Savavge and the girl that I am dating(Who from now on will be called PurpleRose). She is asking about me and if I am dating anyone and so on and so forth. Now when she asks about me dating anyone the rest of the crew just kind of stop and stare at PurpleRose with from what I am told a really dumb look about them all. So PurpleRose pipes up well he and I are dating and that means that she gets interviewed about me. I was wondering something all day today and that is.....Why is it that most of my exs eventually track me down. Its not like I hate this chick or anything but she is just a WEEE BIT NUTS. That and she fucked up how you spell my name. It is not a hard name to spell. There are sooooooo much harder names out there than mine and she FUCKED IT UP!!!!! THERE IS NO Y ANYWHERE IN MY FUCKING NAME DAMN IT. NOWHERE IN THERE IS THE LETTER Y SO Y THE FUCK DID SHE PUT IT IN THERE. The years also have not been kind to her at all either. I mean Jaysus fuckin Christ. In other news today I had to talk to HER today. Again she proved herself a lying bitch. Remember every time that SHE contacts me I always like to put up here that she said that the last time was going to be the last time. Well after she asked her stupid question that has NOTHING to do with the divorce or her taxes she just sat there and I asked her if that was all that she called about and she hung up. So I took it upon myself to call her back and remind her that she told me FIVE FUCKING TIMES AGO(and I even posted the email to my blog) that she was never going to speak to me again. Hopefully this time will be the LAST FUCKING TIME. Well that is all for now my back is killing me and I need sleep before my doctors appointment tomorrow.

Cheers

Fuzzy
Tonights quote is brought to you by the Bastard Squad:

EVERYTIME THAT YOU PLAY DISCO THE BASTARD SQUAD THROWS A KITTEN IN THE WOOD CHIPPER